“The best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.”
When backed against the wall, will you stay human? Or will you embrace the rage and summon the power of your bestial form, to bring a wave of vengeance down on your enemies?
Even if you are, through some unfortunate, miserable twist of fate… some kind of “superhero.”
Now, 50 years later, the monsters have returned. And that can only mean one thing…
The dreaded scourge of every pizza shop owner: The Yelp Reviewer.
The fated enemy of every social media journalist: The Scummy Restauranteur.
Only one will live through the end of their story.
This is the legend of Dartheus the Loudmouthed, who hitchhiked the River Styx, who brought a harvest of wine and mirth to herald their birth, friend of Dionysus, who fought the Minotaur and fled from Cerberus. This is the story of the God of the Toast of Rememberance.