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Two warriors stand at the mouth of a dungeon. One, Sir Darian, a mighty mouse warrior, whose spirit far exceeds his size. The other, Randy “The Warthog” Hogg, a Pennsylvania boy on a journey far from home–dimensions away, in fact. Together, they take fate into their own hands and step inside… Continue reading →
As an agent of the Continuum, Rick Branson has saved the timeline more times than he can count. But even with the power of time travel, can he overcome his most dangerous, most unpredictable foe yet? Continue reading →
LIVE FROM AMALGAM COMICS AND COFFEE! Recorded as a part of the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL. You are cordially invited to the first-ever Cafe Soundz Open Mic Night, to be held this Tuesday at 7PM in the “Mosh Pit” guest area of Cafe Soundz, located in the heart of the Paterson Mall in Paterson, NJ. Continue reading →
LIVE FROM NJ GAMERCON! Matt Aukamp is about to have a very bad day. Continue reading →
He’s a carriage-riding, dragon-flying, wheelin, dealin, son of a gun. He’s Jewish Ric Flair, and he’s ready to rumble! Continue reading →
EARTH STANDS AT THE PRECIPICE OF CRISIS. An invading alien armada sits in orbit, waiting to demolish our world. The sum total of our military strength stands powerless in the face of a cosmic leviathan. But in the darkness, there is hope. An opportunity presents itself, a longshot chance at survival. But with our salvation in the hands of a ragtag squad of misfit ne’er-do-wells, humanity must ask itself one question: ARE Y’ALL READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!? Continue reading →
16 men and women stand at the maw of a great dungeon. Once a thriving mining community, this barren cavern now sits silent, some great mystery–or at least some paltry treasure–waiting below. But these are no heroes–mere gravediggers, farmers, vagrants, and cobblers, sent on a suicide mission to save their dying community. Glory awaits a few. Death awaits many more. Mediocrity the rest. With a heavy sigh, four of them enter… Continue reading →
In the wake of a great environmental calamity, scientific progress soars out of necessity, and great steam-powered ships sail across a newly water-covered world. Massive corporations vie for control of new technologies, employing dangerous mercenaries, like the man they call… GUB. They call him that because his name is Gub. Continue reading →
MOCHI NIGHTS: A HUSTLE CAT TALE. A shadow casts itself over Aunt Mary’s house. A soul hangs in the balance. And a terror of the dream world threatens to breach into our reality. Can Mochi the Cat overcome the odds? Can the Boggin be stopped? And most importantly–can Mochi get some hot pizza cheese along the way? Continue reading →
This is the story of Bobbb and Jamie, two employees at a Caldor in Patterson, NJ. Their story begins with a question: “Should the Caldor re-brand to chase a younger crowd?” By the end of their story, blood will be drawn, codes broken, crimes committed, children led astray, and an apocalyptic future will be envisioned. Bobbb and Jamie are not good people. Continue reading →