Jokes, bits, goofs, yuck-yucks, you get the idea.
The dreaded scourge of every pizza shop owner: The Yelp Reviewer.
The fated enemy of every social media journalist: The Scummy Restauranteur.
Only one will live through the end of their story.
There is an ancient code, an iron-clad oath held sacred among the royal knights of the Goblin King…
“First, we Fuck Around. Then, we Find Out.” Continue reading →
Christmas is hell, especially if you’re working retail. And doubly especially if you find yourself trapped–sorry, “gainfully employed”–at Merriweather Mills Mall this holiday season.
Podcasters. They’re just the worst.
What would happen if you mashed up the games I Have the High Ground and Star Crossed? Join returning guests Alex & Jess as they find out together, in real time! Continue reading →
TRICKSNAKE 4: BLOOD BROTHERS. See the showdown that started it all! Two martial arts masters, facing off in a Gymkata rumble on the streets of [Marketing, make up a fake European city name. — Ed.]. WHO WILL SURVIVE?
This is the story of Kaleidoscope Everlasting, the Tw*nk Controversial, Pirate Ghost of the Broken Core, and their quest to reclaim their lost Sapphism from the Pirate Lord Cannonsera Quilt. It is, in the end, a story of romance, but perhaps not a love story.
A Nightmare On the Highway: Safety Dance Comes for Asbury Park, Part 1 (of 1) – A Frog Crosses the Road! Continue reading →
A PORTAL HAS ERUPTED IN THE HEART OF THE CITY. And unfortunately for NoClip, it’s also in the heart of his small neighborhood. Someone has to step up and step through the threshold. But with so much on his mind, it will take a miracle to give him the strength he needs. Of course, that’s just what the demon in his Zippo offers, in exchange for a memory or two… Continue reading →