Stories about everyday experiences between ordinary people.
Two aliens arrive on Earth as part of a six-day vacation package. They end up in different parts of the world, keeping in touch only via basic Terran communications technology. These are their decoded interactions.
There’s… a lot more food talk than you expect. Continue reading →
“What I Did During My Summer Vacation, AKA Why a Lion Ate My Homework, an Essay By Me” Continue reading →
The moon is big. The moon glows. You are below. She is up high.
The moon has risen in the sky. And the moon has PISSED YOU OFF. Time to STOP LETTING HER GET AWAY WITH IT. Continue reading →
Best. Christmas. Ever. Continue reading →
(Cw: depictions of teenage drinking and drug use)
You know what I think’s really sad?
I know how really sad you are
I’m probably gonna leave real soon
Just wanted to let you know
Before I say au revoir, au revoir,
You probably don’t even know what that means… Continue reading →
“Do you regret knowing me?”
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“Just because you’re in pain doesn’t mean you can’t have a good time.” Continue reading →
You can’t change the past. But maybe, just maybe, if you take the time to try, and are willing to be vulnerable, you can change one child’s view of it. Continue reading →
From busy class schedules to bathtime, it’s tough being a kitten. But with a little guidance from their professors, a little patience from their foster homes, and a little bit of laser magic, Hamhock and Cheese Sandwich might just turn out okay in the end. Continue reading →
Two people. Ten songs. One breakup. A lifetime of memories. Continue reading →